I never thought I would say this
but I was ecstatic to learn that the Starbucks in my neighborhood was open from
5 AM until midnight every day. Being a coffee shop snob, the thought of going
to Starbucks for anything besides the rare java chip frappucino was unthinkable
to me. Let me explain why. For six years, I lived in a quaint New England
college town with more coffee shops than gas stations. Chain stores were banned
from our town, and in their place were a whole gaggle of independent book stores,
hippie coffee shops, an anarchist bike repair store, and even a cooperatively
owned print shop.
I’m a writer, and coffee shops
are essential for my creative soul. In order for me to get productive, be it with
school assignments or my own writing projects, everything needs to be perfect. The
perfect pen, the perfect paper, the perfect place. The first two are easy
enough, but finding a perfect place is not so evident. Perfect for me is a
place where I can be anonymous and yet be surrounded by people – hopefully people
who are also working towards the pursuit of creative genius. Also, what is
perfect one day might not be perfect the next; sometimes I want to work in the
midst of a busy cafe, and other times I’d like to write in a dimly lit dungeon.
It all depends on what I’m writing and how I’m feeling at the time.
In the Pioneer Valley of western
Massachusetts, I had my pick of the lot. There was a coffee shop to fit my many
moods and desires. Let’s say it was a Sunday and I had a long day of reading ahead
of me. I would probably head over to the Book Mill, a gorgeous renovated paper
mill perched precariously over the Mill River a few towns away from my college.
The winding drive would be worth it on its own, as we passed foggy fishponds
and sleepy farmhouses overgrown with forest.
The coffee shop was attached to a
bookstore, each whimsical in their own way. The only way to get oriented around
the maze of strange corridors, walls of dusty books and tiny staircases was with
the various bay windows that looked down to the fast-moving water below. Often,
that was all I ended up doing at the Book Mill: staring hopelessly out the
window at the surrounding beauty, musing about the direction of my life (or
lack thereof) over a cup of hot chocolate. Sometimes, this is all you really
need to be doing on a Sunday afternoon, with the sun glowing on snow-dusted
trees and a river rushing under your feet.
But let’s say I was in a bit of a
rush; it’s the middle of the week and I need to get downright productive. Rao’s
would be my place. Industrious, but not overly so, Rao’s was always buzzing with
energy, whether from the baristas shouting orders behind the counter, or from
the chess game going on in the corner. There you could find students discussing
linguistics or a professor editing their latest book. There was an academic air
about the place, without the pomp and circumstance. The seats were mismatched
but comfortable, the bathroom walls were covered in layers of colorful philosophical
manifestos, and the muffins were vegan but delicious. They always played the
right music, too - relevant but never mainstream. It was all a girl could ask
for in a coffee shop.
If Rao’s was full or the ambience
was just too crazy for my mood, I knew to head over to Amherst Coffee. The more
serious of the lot, AmCof, as we affectionately called it, had a hoity-toity tea
menu and an elegant happy hour. But they also had long wooden tables where I could
spread out and the most charming folk band playing on Sunday morning, so Rao’s quickly became part of my weekend routine. There is nothing more beautiful than watching
the snow fall outside the window from a cozy spot with a cup of fancy loose tea
to the sweet sounds of Tom Waits being covered by an angel voice.
But back to Miami, where my
coffee shop selection is less than ideal. Books & Books, being the most
obvious choice as a writer hang-out, has nary a workspace in sight. Unless you
are there to have a meal, it’s nearly impossible to find a table to spread out and
get to work. Public libraries have shrunk their hours considerably over the
last few years, making it an unreliable place for me and my schedule. So, all
this to say, I was amazed to learn that the Starbucks a few blocks from my
house was open almost around the clock. I could already envision early mornings,
hunched over my notebook, steaming coffee at hand. A late night craving for
some peaceful writing time? I knew where to go. Or so I though. I started going
sporadically, whenever I had a free hour to write here and there. Then one
evening, I decided to get some writing done after dinner. It was already around
8 o’clock, but that meant I still had FOUR solid hours before Starbucks closed.
It was perfect.
I stationed myself at one of the
tables outside with my notebook-sized Acer laptop. I had a big jar of tea and a
beanie on my head to ward off the wind coming from the ocean nearby. The table
was a bit shaky, but I barely noticed in my enthusiasm to get finally get some words
onto the page. As I got to work on a piece I had been writing in my head for
weeks, I tried to ignore the bustling commotion all around me. For starters, visitors
kept coming up – they must have been tourists – to pose for a photograph in
front of the coffee shop, usually just a few feet from where I sat with my
computer. This baffled me. There was a pretty fountain nearby, but this was not
the backdrop that people chose for their pictures. They wanted the Starbucks. I
didn’t get it, but I shook my head and got back to work. This wasn’t going to derail
me.
More distracting than the
tourists were the conversations of the people sitting around me. I tried hard
not to eavesdrop, but the conversations were just too juicy to ignore. A discussion
between a man and a woman about the many merits and disadvantages of fake
breasts. A group of metrosexual hipsters trying to one up each other with their
knowledge about high art. A cocky Guido trying his best suave moves on a new
chick. I sighed, and made a mental note to bring earplugs next time.
As the night grew later, the
crowd got zanier. People were crisscrossing the plaza on their way from one bar
to another, the guys shouting obnoxiously and the girls clutching one another drunkenly
as they tried to make it up the stairs in their ridiculous high heels. It wasn’t
even the weekend! Once the bar upstairs turned up their music in preparation for
a night of dancing and debauchery, I took this as my cue to move. I hauled all
of my belongings inside Starbucks, eager for some peace and quiet.
Unfortunately, the employees at
Starbucks had other plans. Soon after I settled into my new spot, the music coming
out of the speakers switched unceremoniously from soothing Bob Dylan to head-splitting
electronic beats. I felt like I was smack in the middle of Ultra Music Fest! Now,
I’m not one to diss club music, but there is a time and a place for it,
and Starbucks Coffee is not one of them. One by one, my neighbors began closing
up their laptops and gathering their paperwork, shooting dagger eyes at the employee
in an apron who was breaking into dance moves while attempting to mop the
floor. He did not seem to notice, and just kept right on dancing.
I tried with all of my might to
hold tight and fixate on the words floating on the screen in front of me but my
attempts proved futile. The boom boom
boom noises were drumming themselves into my subconscious, suffocating any
intelligible thought that tried to surface in my brain. I finally gave up the fight. You can take the
girl out of the club, but you can’t take the club out of Miami, and this was a
truth that I had to learn to accept.